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Project Two- Photos to Theme Park


Bizarre-O Land- Photo Set 3

A theme park where everything is just a little bit off, Bizarre-O Land is nestled near a lake, covering an expanse of land in the middle of America. Made to be an experience that leaves you feeling just a bit unsure of reality, it features an array of odd characters.

As you enter, you walk past the assortment of oversized stepford wives, held inside a ball for your safety. They casually lounge and talk about their PTA experiences as visitors pass through to the rest of the park.

Janice is particularly strange for guests when she is locked in with the others, as she takes the added measure of staring down passerby's as they go through the park. Very dedicated to her job, she will leave you unnerved as you head towards our next attraction.


 Night of the living gnome. A bit of a maze adventure, you have to make it through a maze of shrubs and trees in the park, avoiding over 800 gnomes as you do so. Put on by the gnome-carer's, these women have worked tirelessly for the guests to have a freak experience like no other. They use only state of the art, Creeptm  brand gnomes. Made to make your eyes water and your psyche damaged. You have to get through to access the assortment of roller coasters available, which oh boy are those a true treat.

Flying high into the sky- our roller coasters are a fast driven experience. To keep you on the truest edge of your seat- every 1 in 20 rides experiences a stop of the ride, a screeching halt that sends your adrenaline into overdrive as you are forced to sit captive on our wonderful death drops and curved tracks.

Just to heighten the fear, off in the distance in view of each of our coasters are the Franken-brothers. These boys work to show their incredible techniques of rising from the grave, as they endure and endless cycle of life and death for your enjoyment. There shows keep you on the edge of your seat, and while the show from the paused coaster is a free one, seeing them on ground will cost you 15 dollars extra.

The coaster will of course start up again right as you get used to the feeling of being paused, as the patrons of this park you should expect to always enjoy the adrenaline rush of your life.

At the end of the day, us here at Bizarre-O Land wish to creep you out and keep your heart pumping, but we care about our guests and their safety. Only one guest has ever died, so please feel safe knowing you are in good hands here. Spend your money and enjoy the rides, Bizarre-O Land is sure to be a time you will never forget, and probably talk about in therapy the next week.

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